June 2013
I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
May 2013
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING MORE CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY
actually, the plants that grow the most have been verbally abused/yelled at because you expel more carbon dioxide that way. I did a project on it in eighth grade
thats what i said
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
